Mariah/21/fresno/taken by the most wonderful girl in the world. You can either find me at work or the tower district enjoying life, music, and meeting lovely strangers.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
This is so important
when u make a joke only u and ur friend get
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having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
Or talking complete gibberish and still understanding what we are saying to each other
Clear your mind here
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
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